I thought this slight paraphrasing of a conversation with my girlfriend would suffice.
GF: How was Nantucket? Was it pretty nice?
Me: Yes, Nantucket is very cool, here is a picture of the island that I took for you, I will base the rest of our conversations off of this map so study it before I move onto the next pictures.
GF: Did you have fun with your friends and did you use some of the flies you brought?
Me: Yeah, we had a pretty good time. I used a lot of the flies that I brought but most of them were totally destroyed by Bluefish…
I actually got tired of Bluefish because they just destroy flies, we were trying to fish for other things.
GF: Did you use the stuff Gracie gave you?
Me: Of course I did. This just goes to show that when I say I “need” things like reels that I’m not lying. Had I gotten to purchase a Litespeed 4 or Torque 10 like I wanted to then I wouldn’t have had to borrow someone else’s stuff.
GF: You’re a dipshit. Did you actually go fishing or did you just play dress up?
Me: Yeah, we got some albies. Check out these houses that are about ready to fall into the ocean.
GF: Wow, you think those people have insurance on a place like that?
Me: I doubt there would be anyone in the world dumb enough to do that, but I’m always impressed with the abundance of stupidity in the world so…
GF: Well sounds like it was nice, maybe you can go back again sometime.
Me: Oh I will go again…I will.
GF: Sigh…